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You
might be a teacher if . . .
1.&n= bsp; = ; Meeting a child’s parents instantly answers the question, “Why is this kid like this?”
2.&n= bsp; = ; When out in public, you feel the urge to tal= k to strange children and correct their behavior.
3.&n= bsp; = ; When you mention “vegetables”, y= ou are not talking about a food group and you believe that you believe “= extremely annoying” should have its own box on the report card.
4.&n= bsp; = ; You can tell it’s a full moon or that = the barometric pressure is up without ever looking at a weather report.
5.&n= bsp; = ; You can’t have children of your own because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
6.&n= bsp; = ; You would like to encourage an obnoxious par= ent to check into charter schools or home schooling.
7.&n= bsp; = ; You encourage your spouse by telling them th= ey are a “good helper.”
8.&n= bsp; = ; You have no life between August and June
9.&n= bsp; = ; You know one hundred good reasons for being late.
10.&= nbsp; Your personal life comes to a screeching hal= t at report card time.
From the following web site: http://www.planetmike.com/jokes/youmight/you_might_be_a_teacher.shtml
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